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// the internet home of aeonblue3 //
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// SYSTEM INIT //
EATBRAINZ.COM v2.0[ ONLINE ]
HOST:aeonblue3
LOCATION:Smyrna, GA // Earth // Sol System
OCCUPATION:Security Engineer // Intuit
CURRENT OBSESSION:[ MODULAR SYNTHESIS — SEND HELP ]
ACTIVE SIDE PROJECTS:[ TOO MANY — MEMORY OVERFLOW ]
CATS ONLINE:Ziggy & Max // FULLY OPERATIONAL
LOADING BRAINZ...
// ABOUT THIS ENTITY //

Welcome to EATBRAINZ.COM — the personal corner of the internet belonging to Chris Neitzer (aka aeonblue3). Security nerd. Musician. Woodworker. Chronic tinkerer of things that probably shouldn't be tinkered with.

Hobbies include: playing guitar for 20+ years, making chaotic noise on electronic drums, patching modular synthesizers into beautiful oblivion, building things out of wood, automating the entire house against its will, and collecting side projects the way other people collect parking tickets.

GWAPT certified. Powered by coffee, Neovim, and the faint phosphor glow of too many monitors.

// UPLINK DIRECTORY //
primary node
CHRISNEITZER.COM
Main personal site
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code repository
GITHUB
@aeonblue3 // side projects & tools
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visual transmissions
INSTAGRAM
@aeonblue3 // photos & builds
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encrypted comms
KEYBASE
PGP key // identity proof
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